endless maze of irrelevant facts

oh on I’ve been turned into an AI :(

Ugh, cloud magic.

Happy birthday, Jimmy Boy!

Ladies and gentlemen
Take my advice
Take of your pants
And slide on the ice

-Dr. Sidney Freedman

I picked up an ethernet card the other day, but it stopped working a couple of hours after I installed it. Overall, it was a net loss.

This just in from the British Commonwealth:

NO

I mean, if your server is using samba to share: net use * \homeserver\share {password} /user: {username} /persistent: yes /savecreds

Turns out if you give them that speech, they assume you are ordering a Baconator.

“Now make like the Phantom and disappear!”

Making premarital sex illegal: He’s fine with that.

State-mandated couples: too far…?

“Seeking: Someone meticulous who can really test me, and doesn’t mind when I go multi-user.”

I’m open and vulnerable, my Street Pass is on.

“A warrior’s hug.”

Yaaarrrrrrrrr fucking kidding me.

Wait a minute… the truck in that photo has all its body panels still attached!

Meanwhile, in tech giants’ boardrooms across the country:

“In the name of the moon, I will punish you.”

“So, what do you think of my TNG script?”

“It’s great! But I don’t see any lines in here for Marina.”

“Who?”

“Counselor Troi.”

“I’m sorry, am I supposed to know who that is…?”