I used to enjoy how they always use dumb photos of Leon in these articles. Now I just hate seeing his face.

Meowmonella

Mine is the only front yard on my street that isn’t just grass and weeds since I ripped out my lawn. I was out hand weeding one day when the only neighbor without weeds in his lawn came over to patronize me (not the first time) about how he just uses roundup and doesn’t have to worry about the weeds!

A few weeks later I saw his yard crew show up while he was at work… he’s not even applying the roundup himself.

How about instead of that, we give the entirety of Lana’i to Native Hawaiians via Hawaiian Home Lands and boot Larry Ellison out into the ocean on a raft or something.

WHAT YOU SAY !!

Not if it’s well done!

You’ve been banned from r/Pyongyang

for a taco bell wrapper that she doesn’t eat

Does she usually eat the wrappers?

Should the spare car fit inside the first car or be towed behind?

Krokodil!

The entire country of the United States - 300 million people - are cut off from enjoying Kinder Surprise. Are you equally outraged about that?

I’m not the person you’re responding to and I don’t care about twitter but

YES! If I want to choke on a toy hidden inside a chocolate egg then THAT SHOULD BE MY RIGHT!!!

Hugs from an internet stranger!

He’s just prototyping the teeth for his Mad Scientist halloween costume.