Man kann jetzt noch schneller ekk’n

That’s just survivorship bias, you didn’t live through the worlds where all those things escalated into flat out war, you dimension skipping hippie.

Isn’t that just cos: a) you had to build your own PC back then, and b) you have way more time and resources to do so

Lokma differs from region to region, but its always far from anyone’s favourite.

Guy steals a loaf of bread, goes to prison, gets out, meets a prostitute, sires her child, 3d prints a silencer and then executes a CEO

Oh wow, yeah, just flickering between two or more points of existence. It’d be hard to have a simultaneous conversation, but I’m just thinking now of the restaurant possibilities… having a nandos whilst eating a creme mont blanc

Did you have a long plunger stuck to your head at the time?

It’s my own grammar, “Luanatic”

Y😄 = (λf.(λ🤬.f(🤬🤬))(λ🤬.f(🤬🤬)))😄
   = (λ🤬.😄(🤬🤬))(λ🤬.😄(🤬🤬))
   = 😄((λ🤬.😄(🤬🤬))(λ🤬.😄(🤬🤬)))
   = 😄(Y😄)

Also satellites can totally get around your enormous shining dong, it won’t successfully clear LEO like you hope.

*narrows eyes*
what have you heard?

Check the global temp vars, files and caches. Encapsulated scoping is a lie we’ve been told to help us sleep better at night. Some of those seemingly well defined system functions bleed out to caches for (slight) performance gains.

You could have the most locked down explicitly defined well scoped code in the world, and it just takes one measly baked in call to a global function to shatter that dream house into a thousand pieces.

I’m looking at you string-match; you know what you did.

You have something like 2000 friends all wanting to contact me for legitimate interest. Is it okay, if I tell them no?

Oh and he lives alone and his apartment is massive and overlooks the waterfront, which is somehow in downtown Tokyo

very related: https://lemmy.ml/post/24852141/16134297

“Tell me more, tell me more
Did she call the police?”

Reminds me of when I was installing the lights in my apartment (germany: people take their light fixtures with them…)

I asked my gf at the time: “Can you turn off the breaker for the lights?”
“Done!” she says, so I take the red live wire and the black live wire and I - <BWAP>

Woke up on the floor, the ladder still standing. ‘Done’ apparently meant ‘Consider it done’

And he never looked at tomato juice the same way ever again

What if breathing out only is your superpower

What if breathing in only is your superpower

Give a man a fish, and he’ll be fed for a day
Teach a man to fish, and he’ll be training orcas to attack shipping vessels