Scientist Salarian parodies

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If he was I am guilty of so many crimes

No, you need better reading comprehension.

Unwanted contact = assault

Unwanted sexual contact = sexual assault

A kiss is not inherently sexual, therefore an unwanted kiss is assault, not sexual assault. Inappropriate and gross isn’t automatically sexual.

OMG my blackberry bushes… those poor drunk idiots…

I had a dog that loved beer but he was a nasty drunk. He would knock beers over to lap them up, then start growling and barking for more. Then he’d puke, eat the puke, and pass out.

Right, show me where the Spanish criminal code explicitly defines a kiss as sexual contact.

Yeah, because it’s assault. Not sexual.

How dense are you people

And guess what the Spanish criminal codes definition of sexual assault is? Unwanted sexual contact.

A kiss is not inherently sexual. Wtf do you people not understand.

Please show me where Spanish criminal code defines what constitutes a kiss.

The law doesn’t even define sexual assault beyond “unwanted sexual conduct”. And again, a kiss is not inherently sexual.

Calling this sexual assault doesn’t help anyone, and actively harms victims of actual sexual violence.

in a sexual way,

Did you skip over this?

A kiss is not inherently sexual. Is a mother’s kiss incest? I have a picture of my nephews kissing, is that CP? Hell, dudes in some parts of the world kiss their friends, on the lips, as a greeting.

Gross and inappropriate conduct isn’t automatically sexual.

legal definition

For what jurisdiction? There’s not one legal definition. Every country, and every state in the US, has their own definitions.

My state, for example, defines it as (paraphrasing) unwanted contact with intimate areas for the purpose of sexual gratification or humiliation, or to intentionally harm. It’s a bit subjective and open to interpretation, but there’s no way anyone would get convicted under this statute for a short, closed-mouth celebratory kiss.

Again, it’s assault, and it’s gross and inappropriate, but it doesn’t meet all the elements of sexual assault.

Did I say it was ok? That’s gross and inappropriate in my opinion, too. But it still happens and nobody cares. And yeah, it could be considered assault. But it’s not sexual.

I was a Catholic altar boy. I assure you, I know the feeling.

Again, it’s gross and inappropriate, not sexual assault.

Isn’t that going a little far? Not defending the guy, it’s gross and super inappropriate. But a simple kiss is hardly sexual. Basically every child ever is kissed against their will by older relatives and nobody bats an eye.

Fire the guy, ban him from football for life, but does he need to be arrested? He’s not going around groping strangers. He just apparently does gross, stupid shit when he’s excited.

Do you have the right pans? They’re probably not thick enough.

Also, you don’t have to let them heat up much at all. It basically uses magic to just make the pan hot, like, instantly.

Oh yeah, you’re probably right. If you couldn’t tell, it’s definitely because they’re the same. I’ll go back to the dozens of kitchens I’ve worked in and tell them they should switch to electric.

I’m a professional chef, bud. I’ve cooked more meals than you will ever eat. I have tens of thousands of hours behind all manner of cooking appliances.

Induction > Gas >>>> Coil

There’s no question. And since my electricity is generated mostly by fossil fuels anyway, there’s literally no reason to spend $$$ for induction range+pans.

Yeah, they can, but they don’t. Every electric stove I’ve ever used has had long pauses between cycles. My current (heh) electric stove can barely boil water and getting constant heat for like a custard or hollandaise is literally impossible. And it’s not an old POS, it’s a newish Samsung glass top.

I literally boil water in a 120v kettle faster than my stove. A gas stove boils faster than both.

But obviously induction wins. Something like 95% efficiency plus temp control. I just wish they didn’t whine like a CRT TV.

Fuck that. The ACA was arguably the best thing to happen in Obama’s tenure, even after it was completely sabotaged by the GOP. It’s probably what he’ll be remembered for (other than his skin color). And liberals have taken the name back, just like Dark Brandon.

It’s not about how long it takes, what matters is constant, even heat. Electric coil stoves turn on and off to regulate heat so you get crazy fluctuations.

Gas doesn’t have that problem. Good induction stoves don’t, either, but they’re still hella expensive. And you need the right pots and pans or you will have a bad time.

There’s a reason basically every restaurant in the world uses gas cooktops.