The cool part is that the two “would be” assassins were probably not at all related to each other and acted completely independently.

I wouldn’t be out there golfing in open air if I was the orange stain bag. I would go find me a nice moldy hole to hide into with my friend putin so I can watch when they drag putin out first lol.

Please Microsoft! If you could improve the colors of the squares in teams that would be awesome! When I present a PowerPoint presentation I like to open it directly on browser next to my porn and I love to see lots of colorful squares all around the thing I’m trying to read to them. Incredibly useful! Please make the people squares a good 3 or 4 times the current size, that would help a lot! And don’t even try single button full screening anything for me! Fuck F11! Give me ctrl-Alt-prtscrn-elbow mash keypad. That’s the best combination!

You will not install AI on heavy objects with the purpose of dropping them on soldiers’ legs to mame only. Any AI installed on anvils must cause irreversible death within a period of 1 second.

Gemini!!! That’s old news!

Introducing… drumroll please!!!

Stacy!

She has big tits! Tell her things about yourself 😜😅! C’mon! You won’t regert it! We…er…she’s looking for everyday conversation that can be used against you in a court of AI powered law 3 years from now! Do you even know what that means!!!

Didn’t you steal great students before from somewhere?

The new shortcut for screenshots:

Alt - Ctrl - drill to the eye 👁️. Yeah you can use the same eye socket multiple times for now. It’s a known 🐛 bug, but they are going to fix it.

We are sorry. So sorry indeed man! We are sorry that because of a pandemic many people in the industry had to move to safe locations and realize how much better those places were so they’re not going back. We’re sorry to have inconvenienced your game play. But we’re working hard to get you to pay another salary’s worth on the next tumb raider! We promised so much many more transistors that the boob wobble will be endless! Thru AI, anything is possible!

This is exactly what using AI feels like:

https://youtu.be/lM0teS7PFMo?

Missed several of George Carlin’s 7 words you can’t say on TV:

Shit ✅ Piss ✅ Fuck ✅ Cock ✅ Cunt ❌ Cocksucker ✅ Motherfucker ❌ And Tits ❌

Tits, meet toots! Toots, tits! Sounds like a breakfast cereal 🥣😋!

It’s just an example. I did get useful code from all this effort but usually the first prompt gets the closest. Everything else is like a bad genie story. Exactly like this: https://youtu.be/lM0teS7PFMo?si=yMtEaVkpSrn9q5Ap

Also it is pure junk. Chat-GPT code may come out fast on the screen but it’s garbage. I tried python and c++ both just pure garbage. Sure I got it to do what I wanted but only after a day of hair pulling repetitive madness. Simple task, open an image and invert it . Then we’ll it opened the image but didn’t invert. Or maybe it’s upside down. Can you open the image right side up and invert it…fuck fuck, why is the window full screen? Did I ask for full screen, shit heavens no! Anyway it’s a fuckin idiot just rambling code at me.

I had to zoom in for a minute or two to see shoes. I’m just too biased.

Ok well I guess we’re all going to be affected. I propose that blender thing for putin when they get him out of the smokey hole.

If this happens ever again, people are going to call the police on each other when they make smoothies for dinner. This is why the TSA will have a separate tray for blenders.

Try blender.org you use it to model. Literally, you can make models using a blender. You, know, a version of it.

1 year at Mara Lago.

My parents had an avocado tree. I have more neighbors. More neighbors don’t give 🥑 avocados.

LOL. Hey, it’s a really bad script that locks up your computer if you run it. So it’s not nothing!

But you wouldn’t do that right? You wouldn’t download a car!

Nah, mah man! I’m just a real really really hot looking chick with very large boobs that are still normal looking and pinup. I happen to be really good at using chat gpt to make fun of it.