Need to let loose a primal scream without collecting footnotes first? Have a sneer percolating in your system but not enough time/energy to make a whole post about it? Go forth and be mid: Welcome to the Stubsack, your first port of call for learning fresh Awful youāll near-instantly regret.
Any awful.systems sub may be subsneered in this subthread, techtakes or no.
If your sneer seems higher quality than you thought, feel free to cutānāpaste it into its own post ā thereās no quota for posting and the bar really isnāt that high.
The post Xitter web has spawned soo many āesotericā right wing freaks, but thereās no appropriate sneer-space for them. Iām talking redscare-ish, reality challenged āculture criticsā who write about everything but understand nothing. Iām talking about reply-guys who make the same 6 tweets about the same 3 subjects. Theyāre inescapable at this point, yet I donāt see them mocked (as much as they should be)
Like, there was one dude a while back who insisted that women couldnāt be surgeons because they didnāt believe in the moon or in stars? I think each and every one of these guys is uniquely fucked up and if I canāt escape them, I would love to sneer at them.
I hate LLMs so much. Now, every time I read student writing, I have to wonder if itās ānormal overwroughtā or āLLM bullshit.ā You can make educated guesses, but the reasoning behind this is really no better than what the LLM does with tokens (on top of any internalized biases I have), so of course I donāt say anything (unless there is a guaranteed giveaway, like āas a language modelā).
No one describes their algorithm as āefficiently doing [intermediate step]ā unless youāre describing it to a general, non-technical audience ā what a coincidence ā and yet it keeps appearing in my studentsā writing. Itās exhausting.
Edit: I really canāt overemphasize how exhausting it is. Students will send you a direct message in MS Teams where they obviously used an LLM. We used to get
my algorithm checks if an array is already sorted by going through it one by one and seeing if every element is smaller than the next element
which is non-technical and could use a pass, but is succinct, clear, and correct. Now, we get1
In order to determine if an array is sorted, we must first iterate through the array. In order to iterate through the array, we create a looping variable
iinitialized to0. At each step of the loop, we check ifiis less thann - 1. If so, we then check if the element at indexiis less than or equal to the element at indexi + 1. If not, we outputFalse. Otherwise, we incrementiand repeat. If the loop finishes successfully, we outputTrue.and Iām fucking tired. Like, use your own fucking voice, please! I want to hear your voice in your writing. PLEASE.
1: Made up the example out of whole-cloth because I havenāt determined if there are any LLMs I can use ethically. It gets the point across, but I suspect itās only half the length of what ChatGPT would output.
My sympathies.
Read somewhere that the practice of defending oneās thesis was established because buying a thesis was such an established practice. Scaling that up for every single text is of course utterly impractical.
I had a recent conversation with someone who was convinced that machines learn when they regurgitate text, because āthat is what humans doā. My counterargument was that if regurgitation is learning then every student who crammed, regurgitated and forgot, must have learnt much more than anyone thought. I didnāt get any reply, so I must assume that by reading my reply and creating a version of it in their head they immediately understood the errors of their ways.
I had a recent conversation with someone who was convinced that machines learn when they regurgitate text, because āthat is what humans doā.
But we know the tech behind these models right? They dont change their weights when they produce output right? You could have a discussion if updating the values is learning, but it doesnt even do that right? (Feeding the questions back into the dataset used to train them is a different mechanic)
Thatās true, and thatās one way to approach the topic.
I generally focus on humans being more complex than the caricature we need to be reduced to in order for the argument to appear plausible. Having some humanities training comes in handy because the prompt fans very rarely do.
Somebody pointed out that HNās management is partially to blame for the situation in general, on HN. Copying their comment here because itās the sort of thing Dan might blank:
but I donāt want to get hellbanned by dang.
Who gives a fuck about HN. Consider the notion that dang is, in fact, partially to blame for this entire fiasco. He runs an easy-to-propagandize platform due how much control of information is exerted by upvotes/downvotes and unchecked flagging. Itās caused a very noticeable shift over the past decade among tech/SV/hacker voices ā the dogmatic following of anything that Musk or Thiel shit out or say, this community laps it up without hesitation. Users on HN learn what sentiment on a given topic is rewarded and repeat it in exchange for upvotes.
I look forward to all of it burning down so we can, collectively, learn our lessons and realize that building platforms where discourse itself is gamified (hn, twitter, facebook, and reddit) is exactly what led us down this path today.
Somewhat related I was thinking about how different this blog post from a DOGE āemployeeā reads during Elon Musks coup attempt: https://vinay.sh/i-am-rich-and-have-no-idea-what-to-do-with-my-life/ ā it was discussed here but no one really knew what was coming at the time.
Thereās also a youtube video which has been popping off on social media over the last week and is a gentle introduction to techno-fascists for the general public.
wow the sanewashing of trump in those threads is insane
dāyaā¦dāya think theyāll make it all the way along the path, to the realization?
no
The ones who walk towards Omelas. (And Omelas is fine actually, you damn hippy).
āWhy Donāt We Just Kill the Kid In the Omelas Holeā by Isabel J. Kim
Finally it turns out torturing the kid was unnecessary and spreading out the suffering would have worked fine. All Omelas had to do was raise their income tax a little bit.
OAI announced their shiny new toy: DeepResearch (still waiting on DeeperSeek). A bot built off O3 which can crawl the web and synthesize information into expert level reports!
Noam is coming after you @dgerard, but donāt worry he thinks itās fine. Iām sure his new bot is a reliable replacement for a decentralized repository of all human knowledge freely accessible to all. Iām sure this new system doesnāt fail in any embarrassing wa-
After posting multiple examples of the model failing to understand which player is on which team (if only this information was on some sort of Internet Encyclopedia, alas), Professional AI bully Colin continues: āI assume that in order to cure all disease, it will be necessary to discover and keep track of previously unknown facts about the world. The discovery of these facts might be a little bit analogous to NBA players getting traded from team to team, or aging into new roles. OpenAIās āDeep Researchā agent thinks that Harrison Barnes (who is no longer on the Sacramento Kings) is the Kingsā best choice to guard LeBron James because he guarded LeBron in the finals ten years ago. Itās not well-equipped to reason about a changing worldā¦ But if it canāt even deal with these super well-behaved easy facts when they change over time, you want me to believe that it can keep track of the state of the system of facts which makes up our collective knowledge about how to cure all diseases?ā
xcancel link if anyone wants to see some more glorious failure cases:
https://xcancel.com/colin_fraser/status/1886506507157585978#m
āAligning people is hard tooā a thing that only a literal sociopath would think and only a special kind of sociopath would utter publicly
Remember when Scott wrote the ādont talk like robots ya nerdsā article? Good times.
itās amazing how intensely these assholes want to end Wikipedia and pollute all other community information sources beyond repair. it feels like itās all part of the same strategy:
- without consent, scrape all the information from an online source as destructively as you can
- if possible, render that source useless by polluting it with LLM crap
- otherwise, shut it down through political means
- now that youāve pulled the ladder up behind you, replace that information source with your garbage LLM and start rentseeking harder than Netflix
in which karpathy goes āeh, fuckitā:
karpathy tweet text
Thereās a new kind of coding I call āvibe codingā, where you fully give in to the vibes, embrace exponentials, and forget that the code even exists. Itās possible because the LLMs (e.g. Cursor Composer w Sonnet) are getting too good. Also I just talk to Composer with SuperWhisper so I barely even touch the keyboard. I ask for the dumbest things like ādecrease the padding on the sidebar by halfā because Iām too lazy to find it. I āAccept Allā always, I donāt read the diffs anymore. When I get error messages I just copy paste them in with no comment, usually that fixes it. The code grows beyond my usual comprehension, Iād have to really read through it for a while. Sometimes the LLMs canāt fix a bug so I just work around it or ask for random changes until it goes away. Itās not too bad for throwaway weekend projects, but still quite amusing. Iām building a project or webapp, but itās not really coding - I just see stuff, say stuff, run stuff, and copy paste stuff, and it mostly works.
skipping past the implicit assumption of āwell, just have a bunch of money to be able to keep throwing the autoplag at the wall until something sticksā, the admissions of not giving a single fuck about anything, and the straight and plain āwell, it often just doesnāt work like we keep promising it doesā, imagine being this fucking incurious and void of joy
Iām left wondering if this bastard is running through the stages of grief (at being thrown out), because this sure as fuck reads like despair to me
This reinforces my judgment that the ultimate customers for code-completion models are people who donāt actually want to be writing code in the first place.
So after billions of investment, and gigawatt-hours of energy, itās now ānot too bad for throwaway weekend projectsā. Wow, great. Letās fire all the programmers already!
Apart from whatever the fuck that process is, it is not engineering.
And to think that people hated on Visual Basic onceā¦ in comparison to this stuff, it was the most solid of solid foundations.
So after billions of investment, and gigawatt-hours of energy, itās now
on the level of a ābuild your own websiteā site. They are the wysiwyg users now.
thatād be easily terawatt-hours i think. just muskās server farmās generators are 100MW, and draw who knows how much from grid, and if it runs for a year and two months at that power thatās 1TWh. and thereās google, ms, amazon, whatever chinese are cooking,
I ask for the dumbest things like ādecrease the padding on the sidebar by halfā because Iām too lazy to find it
this is so much slower (in both keystrokes and raw time, not to mention needing to re-prompt) and much more expensive than just going into the fucking CSS and pressing the 3 buttons needed to change the padding for that selector, and the only reason why this would ever be hard is because theyāre knee deep in LLM generated slop and they canāt find fucking anything in there. what a fucking infuriating way to interact with a machine.
come on donāt you like waiting 1s+ for every single action you ever want to take? itās the hot new thing
React has entered the chat (donāt try talking to it yet though, it has to āasynchronouslyā load every individual UI element in the jankiest way possible)
Slate says: āFor the Love of God, Stop Profiling This Couple!ā
The Collinses are ineffective, abusive industry plants from Peter Thielās extended circle. They know theyāre entirely media creations. They play off that fact to ensure that journalists never follow up on how many initiatives theyāve started and abandoned, neglect to interrogate their contradictory stances on issues like abortion and ārace science,ā and even seem to accept that theyāre openly being taken for a ride by these dorks. Yet in spite of it all, no one listens to their podcast, they donāt really have much of a following, and their specific appeal is concentrated to a few far-right circuits.
In the new Washington Post profile, Malcolm implies that he āengineered the sceneā because āhe knew smacking his kid would draw attention, help the article go viral and get their message out.ā
How does beating your kid for clicks make anything better!? You still beat your two year old kid!
Heās obviously lying to try to pretend heās some media mastermind rather than a cult member/cult leader.
Dear acausal robot God, that was cathartic. Refreshing to see a mainstream journalist see through techbro weirdo uwu smol bean antics for what they are, especially after so many credulous puff pieces.
This includes the Guardian (twice), the Wall Street Journal, the Philadelphia Inquirer, CBC News, Business Insider, Bloomberg, and Dallas Magazine, among many, many others. My industry peers very clearly want me to know about these peopleāa lot about them!
I knew that a couple of outlets had done profiles of them lately, but I didnāt realize they were attention whoring this hard. Maybe their thing isnāt a breeding kink after all, but exhibitionism.
I also didnāt know about the child abuse, though I could have seen it coming without subjecting myself to two Grauniad bits on these fuckers1.
And then thereās the slap. The most notable aspect of the Guardianās May 2024 profileāwhich, again, profiled them twice in the same yearāwas a moment when Malcolm slaps his son in the face, in public, after the then-2-year-old accidentally bumped into a table, leaving the boy āwhimpering.ā To her credit, reporter Jenny Kleeman didnāt let this go, forcing the couple to defend this punishment.
1: Donāt even know if āfuckerā is appropriate here given these bougie failchildren are apparently opting for IVF for the actual baby making part.
I think the first Guardian article had some value, just because the reporter hung around the Collinses long enough that they indicted themselves through their own actions and words. Whether that outweighs giving two eugenicists a platform to tell people about their beliefs is difficult to judge.
Iirc, whatshisface defended himself by claiming that black parents were more likely to hit their kids, therefore it was racist to criticise him for doing so
Headline photo is actually a jump-scare
Fun fact, I looked at that article. And my monitor exploded. No joke. I was in sudden darkness, and the mains were turned off. Pc survived thankfully, and I have a secondary monitor but lol wtf. (I need to go to bed).
Maybe your monitor was trying to protect you
Rest of my electronics have survived so very likely. Guess it got confused as Iām also looking for new glasses and went "dont pick one of those*
my bad, I was working on the awful.systems psychic energy collector and it must have backlashed
Damn you! Still a monitor from 2008, it had a good run.
i still canāt get over how they look
like why the fuck would you wear glasses like those
was there even a point in time where this was fashionableWest Coast of USA, late 2000s to early 2010s, yes, the thick squared dark eyeglass frames were popular. Every time I see photos of these folks, Iām reminded of a couple people I know IRL as well as folks I know professionally who still prefer the thicker frames. Personally, Iāve always needed a very heavy prescription, and so Iāve always looked for the thinnest frames, but it really was a trend a decade ago.
glasses are a fine kink! i guess those ones are a specialist taste
Kelsey Piper continues to bluecheck:
Scott Alexander was accused of being secretly a right-wing racist and hiding it to avoid getting cancelled, and I think a bunch of his followers believed it, and now theyāre shocked and hurt that heās actually the sincere center left guy he said he was the whole time.
(Via.)
(For convenience: The leaked e-mails in which he admits to being secretly racist and hiding it to avoid getting cancelled. And his endorsement of super-racist Richard Lynn from last month.)
really enjoying (?) the implication that anything less than extreme genocidal resentment is considered left of centre these days
Anybody can be left of center if the overton window shifts enough far right. He doesnt want to sterilize ALL minorities so clearly he is an ally.
Also, I donāt know that people are particularly concerned about the left/right spectrum as much as the explicitly racist and tacitly authoritarian sentiments. Like, if your vision of āthe leftā includes Scott, AOC, and Karl Marx then you have basically defined the left/right spectrum to be meaningless.
Her talk of people being ādesperateā for Scoot to be racist suggests a dismally gamified view of life. I mean, heās a racist. However I feel about that, it doesnāt change the basic fact. Sheās playing for a weird gotcha of some kind that could only ever make sense if you (a) regard writing as point-scoring and also (b) accept Richard Lynn-ism as science.
The use of the word sincere here bothers me.
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early hire atā¦ roblox
I think youāll find Guangdong did a lot of the actual building.
According to some roblox wiki also the richest person (in roblox). So wonder if it is libertarian goes monarchist.
at long last, we have found genai use case
result: decisive chinese cultural victory
+6 culture generation for each person gooning under a portrait of xi jinping. chinaās borders will expand quickly
ah yes, content from the well-known community mod
Cursid Meier
He who controls the goons controls the universe. No wait that is only in EVE online.
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I distinctly recall a lot of people a few years ago parroting some variation of āwell I donāt know about Bitcoin specifically, but blockchain itself is probably going to be important and even revolutionary as a technologyā and sometimesI wish Iād collected receipts to say āI told you itās notā.
Here we are, year of Nakamoto 17 and the full list of use cases for blockchains is:
- Speculative trading of toy currencies made up by private nobodies
- Paying through the nose to execute arbitrary code on SETI@Homeās evil cousin
- Speculative trading of arbitrary blobs of bytes made up by private nobodies
And no, Git is not a fucking blockchain. Much like the New York City Subway is not the fucking Loop.
year of Nakamoto 17
so what youāre saying is, next year a whole lot of these guys are suddenly going to lose interest
you forgot sanctions evasion, volunteering as a liquidity pool for iranian laundromat, and north korean ransomware
Ok, maybe cryptocurrencies made those a little bit easier than doing the same thing with MMO money or having to mail physical goods. I can even go out on a limb and credit the blockchain itself for them, even though the design kind of makes transactions inherently more traceable than some possible aleternatives do.
The rise of ransomware and cryptocurrencies sadly are linked.
I know, thatās why Iām giving them this one.
Sorry, misread your tone.
No worries. I do agree ransomware industry might not have taken off or at least might have taken off a lot slower if the victims had to make a gold mule video game character or mail cash or precious metals through seedy relay addresses to pay the ransom. So Iāll habe to credit cryptocurrency, if not necessarily blockchain per se, for that dubious achievement.
Yeah good point on the blockchain tech split vs actual cryptocurrencies. Esp considering the stories some of the exchanges basically did away with the blockchain for internal trades.
there are always swiss banks and abu dhabi charities
The blue check reaction to the totally cracked treasury zoomers showcases a complete rejection of the importance of domain knowledge. Itās 10x software engineer syndrome metastasized.
Theyāre saying that the ice cream hair kid - who has never worked on a real world system because heās STILL IN COLLEGE - is going to do us proud because he translated a greek scroll in high school? Good for him, but so what? Ben Carson split babies in half like Solomon and heās still a moron.
I wonder if one of the reasons theyāre so young is thatās the age youād have to be to not realize in how much legal trouble they might be putting themselves in. (Bar an eventual pardon from Trump.)
Also the age where you are easily impressed by a supposed genius, actual billionaire, āmeme lordā who sort of speaks your language (but due to your age you have not noticed only in the most shallow way), who showers you with attention. While also filled with the righteous fury of wanting to act on your ideology.
Donāt worry they will use ChatGPT to learn all the COBOL they need.
(One of my pet peeves in software is bad documentation (always fun when the comments and the documentation contradict, and after an hour of digging through the email archives you discover both are wrong, and nobody every cared to update either, as the email was enough), but lol if that is what saves the US gov (and look at how bad it has gotten, Iām rooting for the US gov now. If I ever want to be seen as worthwhile I will try to hire Musk to get mad at me, it worked for Zuck (a little bit))).
Donāt worry they will use ChatGPT to learn all the COBOL they need.
Oh why would they. They will just rewrite it from scratch in a weekend, right? And reading the original code would only pollute the mind with historic knowledge, and that stands in the way of disruptive innovation.
(btw I appreciate your correctly nested parentheses.)
(btw I appreciate your correctly nested parentheses.)
I once fucked those up and people got mad. (I kid, they pointed out I usually use them correctly). I mostly use parentheses to note that im going a bit offtrack, which keeps happening, it is a bad habit.
Thank you for implicitly reminding me to take my ADD meds.
balancing parentheses is why I draft all my comments in emacs
Myself Iāve learned to embrace the em dashālike so, with a special shoutout to John Greenāand interleaving
( [ { } ] ). On mac and linux conveniently short-cutted to Option+Shift+ā-ā, windows is a much less satisfying Alt+0150 without third party tools like AutoHotKey.I write
--for āen dashā andfor āem dashā and I end up looking like an asshole in emails a lot. However, they appear to work correctly here:en: --en: ā
em: ---em: āAlso, Gnome Characters can be useful, though I have been looking for a good replacement.
I like to use
--in plain text too! LaTeX user high fiveā¦?Although I read somewhere recently that some people consider usage of em-dashes as a sign of AI-generated text. Oh well.
this feels like a pattern too ā so many naturally divergent or non-standard (from the perspective of a white American who thinks they own the English language) elements of writing are getting nonsensically trashjacketed as telltale signs that a text must be generated by an LLM. see also paully g trashjacketing ādelveā for purely racist reasons and the authors of the Nix open letter having the accusation of LLM use leveled at them by people who didnāt read the letter and didnāt want anyone else to either.
LaTeX user high fiveā¦?
I need to finish crying over all my underfull hboxes, can we high-five in the evening?
Penny Arcade weighs in on deepseek distilling chatgpt (or whatever actually the deal is):
āWow, this Penny Arcade comic featuring toxic yaoi of submissive Sam Altman is lowkey kinda hotā is a sentence neither I nor any LLM, Markov chain or monkey on a typewriter could have predicted but now exists.
My local authorities insist that my kids are safe after this school shooting due to the gun detection AI that failed to detect the gun used in the school shooting.
https://old.reddit.com/r/nashville/comments/1ik36m6/antioch_high_teachers_speak_out_demand/
A long time ago when the whole āshould we cctv everythingā idea was new and controversial I recall an interview or something with a london police chief, at the time the most cctved city. He admitted that cctv didnt help them stop crime or catch more criminals. He still wanted more cctv though. I think about that every now and then when there is another āour surveillance tech actually does not work but we want more of itā story
Pivot to AI: Amy is retiring! Probably! yes my cowriter has heard the call of revolution and will be having full and frank debates in the marketplace of ideas. WIth sweet reason.
Send her my thanks for her service! o7
There are days where I think that desktop Linux usability has gotten so good, it has come such a long way since I started using it in the late 90s, and that now itās really good. And then there are days like today, where I just install some system updates, reboot, and suddenly Iām greeted with:
Note: I have absolutely no idea what āFcitxā even is. Or why and how itās launched, or whether Iām actually using it or not. Or what this notification is trying to tell me exactly, and whether it is desirable for me to āimprove the experienceā with it. Or how the latest updates caused this. It appears that it has something to do with keyboard input, I guess. I assume that I could find out more by crawling the web. But honestly, Iām just too fucking exhausted to even bother figuring it out. I donāt even want to know how much lifetime Iāve already spent chasing Linux problems like that.
Fcitx is an input method editor used to type different languages, especially those that need to be composed from context (Chinese, Japanese, Thai, etc.) I believe it comes preinstalled with KDE (at least in kde-full it does, unsure about the smaller packages), but it should be totally safe to remove if you donāt need this functionality.
Thanks! I uninstalled it and things appear to work normally.
I dunno, still not as bad as the last Win10 update I was presented with that wanted to resize the recovery partition and shrink my C drive at the same time. That was the push I needed to switch to my Gentoo install and never look back. I presume that Windows is probably pretty decent about live partition resizing these days, but I donāt know that for sure, and I donāt want to waste time being concerned about it on a system thatās mainly for gaming anyway.
Yep, Iām certainly not claiming that Windows is better at it these daysā¦ (Possibly unpopular opinion: Windows usability peaked with WinXP.)
i got quoted as an ai authority, talking about elonās rational boys https://www.dailydot.com/news/elon-musk-doge-coup-engineer-grant-democracy/
AI alignment is literally a bunch of amateur philosophers telling each other scary stories about The Terminator around a campfire
I love you, David.
If Jason Wilson calls you for a quote, you give him your best.
