: “Dear all mimosa lovers, Please drink responsibly and know your limits. A $50 cleaning fees will automatically include in your tap when you throw up in our public areas. Thank you so much for understanding.”
I usually complain about the rise of prices. But $50 to vomit on a table and force another human being to clean your nasty ass biohazard is so stupidly low.
I usually complain about the rise of prices. But $50 to vomit on a table and force another human being to clean your nasty ass biohazard is so stupidly low.
Yeah, and I’m sure the person forced to clean it won’t get any extra pay from that fine. Essential, yet treated like fucking garbage.
Pretty sure they’ll be happy enough with less vomit
Wasn’t there an article recently about how fines are fees?
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“tap”? Tab, surely.
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No, they meant “spaces” (programmer joke).
Is that what’s going on? I assumed they were puking in toilets.