Massive power struggle ending in the Franchise Wars. Massive corporations clash in a violent bid to fatten every single Russian into a Trigglypuff. Freddy’s Steakburgers wins and is bought outright by a Chinese company, which is of course a front for the CCP. No one wins but the peasants, who finally get running water and unhindered access to Starlink. Elon is chosen as Emperor of All The Russias and ushers in a golden age of prosperity, Freedom and liberty for all. He rules the Empire from his dome on Mars, because no one wants to move to that shit hole.