Former president’s body odor was called into question by a former congressman
      • themeatbridge@lemmy.worldEnglish
        822·
        11 months ago

        Indeed, although it seems like a cheap shot to mock his medical problems. Father Time is a sonofbitch, and he’s coming for all of us.

        Edit: Lol at the downvotes, it was me taking the cheap shot in the first place. I’m allowed to say I’m taking a cheap shot.

        • VikingHippie@lemmy.wtfEnglish
          32·
          11 months ago

          He’s the king of cheap shots and categorically refuses to admit he’s ever done anything wrong or failed at anything. Plus he’s a fascist.

          He’s fair game for even the cheapest of shots.

          • FrederikNJS@lemm.eeEnglish
            1·
            11 months ago

            This seemed like the perfect opportunity to ask ChatGPT to write a Trump speech about being the best at making cheap shots. So here you go, straight copy paste from ChatGPT:

            Ladies and gentlemen, let me tell you something. Nobody, and I mean nobody, can make cheap shots like I can. It’s tremendous, folks. People come up to me all the time and say, “Donald, how do you do it?” Well, it’s a talent, it really is. I’ve got the best cheap shots, believe me. Other people try, but they can’t even come close. I’ve been doing this for a long time, and nobody does it better than me. So, when it comes to making cheap shots, I’m the absolute best. Thank you, thank you very much.

    • TigrisMorte@kbin.social
      8·
      11 months ago

      loser. That is why none of them can smell it. They are all massive stinking losers. They’re just nose blind to it.

      • ivanafterall@kbin.social
        12·
        11 months ago

        More likely straight sulphur. There’s a stench of rotten eggs for like half a mile around his bodily girth. The fence around the White House was to protect us, not him.

  • Supervisor194@lemmy.worldEnglish
    1731·
    11 months ago

    “Adam Kinzinger farted on live TV and is an unemployed fraud,” the spokesperson said in a statement provided to The Independent.

    This is the official response. You’d best start believing in Idiocracy, you’re in one.

    • Drusas@kbin.social
      131·
      11 months ago

      When I first saw Idiocracy when it was perhaps a year or three old, I thought it was stupid. I loved the premise but thought the movie was stupid and too exaggerated. That it would be funnier if it were less over the top.

      I admit that I was wrong about it being exaggerated. But I was right that it would be funnier otherwise because it wouldn’t have been so prescient.

      • aesthelete@lemmy.worldEnglish
        3·
        11 months ago

        I admit that I was wrong about it being exaggerated.

        I read that they got the audience to laugh at the ass movie without prompting them.

        We’re fucked.

          • aesthelete@lemmy.worldEnglish
            2·
            11 months ago

            If they’d needed 90 minutes they might’ve been able to get it, but I think they probably stopped filming after a few minutes because that’s all they needed for the movie.

      • limelight79@lemm.eeEnglish
        1·
        11 months ago

        Hey, the President in the movie recognized that there was someone smarter than him and got him to help solve a major problem. That’s actually better than Trump did.

  • MajesticSloth@lemmy.worldEnglish
    171·
    11 months ago

    Gotta love the Streisand effect on display. Wouldn’t have known he smells if they hadn’t “fired back.”

    • TurboDiesel@lemmy.worldEnglish
      91·
      11 months ago

      Are you sure about that? Because every picture I see of the seditious fuck makes him look like he smells of hamberder grease and dirty adult diapers.

    • OhmsLawn@lemmy.worldEnglish
      3·
      11 months ago

      Absolutely. I hadn’t thought about his odor at all. If they’d left it be, the issue would’ve disappeared in a week’s time. Now “so, what did he smell like…” is the first question I’d ask if I was talking to somebody who met him.

  • gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
    1141·
    11 months ago

    This is incredible:

    When reached for comment about the accusation, a spokesperson for Mr Trump returned the insult to Mr Kinzinger.

    “Adam Kinzinger farted on live TV and is an unemployed fraud,” the spokesperson said in a statement provided to The Independent.

    “He has disgraced his country and disrespects everyone around him because he is a sad individual who is mad about how his miserable life has turned out.”

    Kinzinger just gave us a masterclass on how to troll Trump. Not only is this a “no, YOU smell bad!” Kindergarten-level retort, but it’s also just an ad-hominem attack on Kinzinger from Trump’s lawyers, and it’s pointedly NOT a refutation. They know it’s true, and they know it’s trivially provable. And I feel pretty certain Trump has been screaming at them to sue for slander or whatever, and the lawyers are probably like “nope. You do smell. We will lose. It won’t be close.” I genuinely hope it drives him to distraction. And I hope it comes up in the debates. I hope the Democratic nominee (I know, almost certainly Biden, but a guy can hope) visibly reacts to Trump coming near them with visible, uncontrollable disgust. I hope news orgs take this and run with it like a dog with a bone. I want EVERYONE in the Republican sphere to constantly be talking about how godawful Trump smells.

    • jonne@infosec.pubEnglish
      14·
      11 months ago

      Would be hilarious if there was a whole bank of Melania photos where she’s smiling from ear to ear when she’s not around him.

  • Drusas@kbin.social
    54·
    11 months ago

    He’s an old fat guy with a poor diet, of course he smells.

    I don’t really care if he smells, but I think it’s really funny that they care that somebody said it.

    • rosymind@leminal.spaceEnglish
      121·
      11 months ago

      Ok, now I have to take a crack at it.

      Jingle bells,

      Donald Trump smells,

      Pro-se-cute him all the way!

      Oh, whata time

      It is to live!

      Let’s li-ti-gate all he has to say!

      Hey!

      Can anyone else improve this?

      • BlanketsWithSmallpox@lemmy.worldEnglish
        5·
        11 months ago

        Jingle Bells

        Donald smells

        Jai-l all the way

        What a time

        To be a live

        Let’s lit-i-gate him away

        Hey!

        Rolls off the tongue better.

        I feel like the litigate needs an easier word.

        • rosymind@leminal.spaceEnglish
          2·
          11 months ago

          Agreed. Or a different line all together! I was trying to go with a justicey feel instead of just insults

      • Piers@lemmy.worldEnglish
        3·
        11 months ago

        “Donald Smells” is actually a better fit than “Donald Trump smells” and is probably clear enough with the context of th rest of the song. You could easily include a line about how “Trump” is longstanding British slang for “fart” though and then you get both names in.

        • rosymind@leminal.spaceEnglish
          1·
          11 months ago

          I recommend that you try to improve the world with correction instead of (only) criticism. See something misspelled? Post the correct spelling! See some syllables that are off? Fix 'em so that others don’t get it wrong!

      • YeetPics@mander.xyzEnglish
        34·
        11 months ago

        Thank you for pushing through the wall. I couldn’t find the energy myself.

  • Tremble@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
    461·
    11 months ago

    Now this might actually get his base riled up.

    But if the campaign said he doesn’t, he definitely smells.

  • hOrni@lemmy.worldEnglish
    44·
    11 months ago

    It’s not hard to believe. He did once enter Air Force One with toilet paper stuck to his shoe.

  • WashedOver@lemmy.caEnglish
    32·
    11 months ago

    In some ways it makes sense for someone so full of shit he must be overflowing with it.

  • fsxylo@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
    30·
    11 months ago

    I never heard anyone talk about Trump’s smell until seeing this so a. You know he smells. And b. Now I do, too.

    • Drusas@kbin.social
      3·
      11 months ago

      With his love of junk food, he can’t be smelling great. What you eat is how you smell. Aside from the whole bathing thing. Oh god, I just thought about Trump bathing. Oh god, make it stop.

    • weew@lemmy.caEnglish
      5·
      11 months ago

      if you’ve graduated from kindergarten, you’re overqualified