As the cloned neanderthal specimen is brought up-to-date with current events, it recoils in horror and pleads for a quick demise.

What kind of asshole did that facial restructuring? We know the Neanderthal did art. Why does his hair look like that? With some crazy grin? Looks like a brain dead person on life support at a hospital that’s been failing inspections. We have every reason to think they valued beauty. Why isn’t this guy put up in his finest buckskin? Maybe with some jewelry.

Dude looks fucked in the head.