Dude you just made-up a whole-ass situation and told me what I’d do. I’m dying over here.

I’m going to have to assume you’re talking about women abusing their male partners, since it would a clean gender flip for that sort of thing. That shit is a real problem! Male victims of abuse routinely get laughed out of police stations when they try and report their partner, and that’s if the cops don’t accuse them of being the real abuser.