GALACTIC BASIC, MOTHERFUCKA, DO YOU SPEAK IT?
You know what they call karkan ribenes in France?
On a scale of 1 to 7.3, how much cocaine would you say he does?
You know those bottles you can fill with cream and CO2?
The hair is just a cozy for one of those.
I wish I had even a fraction of his energy. Should I do some whippets?
Enough to get him across the Atlantic on a private jet with Kevin Spacey and Bill Clinton, chartered by Jeffery Epstein.
That sounds like a terrible party.
Depends on how much you’re into underage girls, I guess
Not at all, my dude.
Imagine a movie that didn’t take itself too seriously even in the final climactic battle.
Damn, I wish I could have watched that movie.
… OF EXISTENCE, right? :-P
Why would you bring up memories of this piece of shit movie existing?
Some people just don’t appreciate comedy, I laughed out loud so many times.
Still not sure why they decided to turn the series into a parody but I’m not a Disney C-level’s idiot nephew so I guess I just don’t get art.
I think that’s a good way to watch these movies, actually. For no money of the world you won’t get me to watch them seriously, but maybe I’ll rematch them as a bad parody ;)
