…inside bikinis are totally normal, right? When you’re all telling me that my idea of a 24/7-bikini-life is also fine by you, I can’t help but give it a whirl.

And you make me smile! Or, your comments do!

  • Mot@beehaw.org
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    4
    ·
    1 year ago

    Isn’t it like required for people who live by the ocean to wear a bikini 24/7? Or have all the low budget horror films been lying to me?

    • followthewhiterabbit@beehaw.orgOP
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      7
      ·
      1 year ago

      The problems I keep an eye out for is piranhas (particularly those who appear in 3D), tornado’s filled with sharks and anything deep in the ocean (Deep Star Six and Leviathan have showed me to leave whatever is down there…down there)

      I can’t imagine horror films would lie. I just hope I can remain final girl in every horror instance!

      • Mot@beehaw.org
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        4
        ·
        edit-2
        1 year ago

        Luckily 3D piranhas are a lake thing and not an ocean thing. Also crocs are surprisingly a lake thing too. Really, just stay out of the depths and watch out for sharks and you’ll be fine.