🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 27 days agoAnon plants a seed of doubtsh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square71fedilinkarrow-up1570arrow-down113
arrow-up1557arrow-down1imageAnon plants a seed of doubtsh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 27 days agomessage-square71fedilink
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️@yiffit.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up49arrow-down2·27 days agoNext time someone comes up to me and says “Wow! You’re tall! How tall are you?” Imma say I’m 5’9’’ instead of the actual 6’6’’ I am.
minus-squaresaroh@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up56·27 days agoAnd if they ask you if you play basketball, ask them if they play minifgolf.
minus-squareKowowow@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up7·27 days agoYa I’m only four feet tall and shrinking fast
Next time someone comes up to me and says “Wow! You’re tall! How tall are you?” Imma say I’m 5’9’’ instead of the actual 6’6’’ I am.
And if they ask you if you play basketball, ask them if they play minifgolf.
or horse racing
Ya I’m only four feet tall and shrinking fast