Need to let loose a primal scream without collecting footnotes first? Have a sneer percolating in your system but not enough time/energy to make a whole post about it? Go forth and be mid: Welcome to the Stubsack, your first port of call for learning fresh Awful youāll near-instantly regret.
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If your sneer seems higher quality than you thought, feel free to cutānāpaste it into its own post ā thereās no quota for posting and the bar really isnāt that high.
The post Xitter web has spawned soo many āesotericā right wing freaks, but thereās no appropriate sneer-space for them. Iām talking redscare-ish, reality challenged āculture criticsā who write about everything but understand nothing. Iām talking about reply-guys who make the same 6 tweets about the same 3 subjects. Theyāre inescapable at this point, yet I donāt see them mocked (as much as they should be)
Like, there was one dude a while back who insisted that women couldnāt be surgeons because they didnāt believe in the moon or in stars? I think each and every one of these guys is uniquely fucked up and if I canāt escape them, I would love to sneer at them.
(Semi-obligatory thanks to @dgerard for starting this)
ketamine of the masses / pulling this from my asses
poor Musky lost custody. Couldnāt handle Grimes, now he mangles rhymes.
just imagining what happens the day his companies get taken away from him
Weāre gonna have enough material for a Elon diss track at this rate
Kendrick Lamar has an opportunity to do the funniest possible thing
Elonās managed to stay off of K-Dotās radar so far. We wanna see the diss, we need Elon to start some shit
"Life, it never die
Women are my favorite guy."
Wonder what is up with the folks and them getting into rhymes/poetry. Jordan B Peterson does something simple (his pinned tweet as example here. But we know he fried parts of his brain using the russian coma rehab method.
And it isnāt even the Sinterklaas period yet. No need for bad rhymes. (Iām also suddenly reminded of all the people who tried to ārapā their messages in the late 90s).
Well my name is Jordan and Iām here to say/ weāre just like lobsters in a major way
ācooked, and (politically) red as fuckā?
Religion is the opium of the masses
And Iām increasingly scared theyāre gonna kick our asses
Maybe itās time for all those mugs
To shut up and start hitting drugs
It doesnāt even make any sense š surely āsecular religionā and āchildless hedonismā are not the same thing??
I can pull finer bars out my arse than this fucking farce
This is probably Grok - creativity from himās pretty sparse
Choom thinks heās DOOM, but he wonāt beat him any time soon
With how much crack this whack goes through, heāll forget this before noon
(Iām no MF DOOM, but anything I can put out will beat this artless twat any day)