• collapse_already@lemmy.ml
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    2 days ago

    When your carbon offset burns down, are you still carbon neutral? I keep buying donut offsets, but I am still gaining weight.

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      2 days ago

      Well I mean if you stopped eating them and started hoarding them by the billion per hour down caves and abandoned mine shafts, we might actually stand a chance at beating this thing if you started 250 years ago.

      All things considered, we should probably just enjoy the last of the abundance and eat the donuts. They won’t be around for ever and you’ll miss them when they’re gone. I know I will.