jupyter_rain@discuss.tchncs.de to Witchy Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 29 days agoI hope this fits in this sub too.discuss.tchncs.deexternal-linkmessage-square21fedilinkarrow-up1416arrow-down15file-text
arrow-up1411arrow-down1external-linkI hope this fits in this sub too.discuss.tchncs.dejupyter_rain@discuss.tchncs.de to Witchy Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 29 days agomessage-square21fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareShinkanTrain@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·29 days agoThe twist is that vampires, being creatures of the night, have no eyesight. Cut to Rod Serling narration.
minus-squareApathy Tree@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·28 days agoBut creatures of the night often have superior vision…? Bats even have normal day vision. Ruining jokes since 1984.
minus-squareuservoid1@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·29 days agoKids these days still know how to read, right? I’m sure you could convinced them to read for you instead of being a bloody meal.
minus-squareflicker@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·28 days agoThe trick is, find a masochistic submissive. Tell them to read to you, but not to let their voice reflect the pain they feel as you indolently nibble on them.
The twist is that vampires, being creatures of the night, have no eyesight. Cut to Rod Serling narration.
But creatures of the night often have superior vision…? Bats even have normal day vision.
Ruining jokes since 1984.
Kids these days still know how to read, right? I’m sure you could convinced them to read for you instead of being a bloody meal.
The trick is, find a masochistic submissive. Tell them to read to you, but not to let their voice reflect the pain they feel as you indolently nibble on them.
There was time now!
It’s not fair!