🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 17 days agoAnon loves his sistersh.itjust.worksexternal-linkmessage-square40fedilinkarrow-up1324arrow-down110
arrow-up1314arrow-down1external-linkAnon loves his sistersh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 17 days agomessage-square40fedilink
minus-squareERROR: Earth.exe has crashed@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19arrow-down1·edit-217 days agoOh really? 😧 Okay maybe I take that back then. I wish to be the only child. Genie please grant my wish. 🥺
minus-squareThe Snark Urge@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·17 days agoIt’s aight. Parents divorced tho
minus-squareXIIIesq@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down1·17 days agoJokes on you, parents are already divorced.
minus-squareThe Snark Urge@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·17 days agoThere’s no mistake; the joke is clearly at my expense
minus-squareXIIIesq@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·16 days agoAh right, I thought you were doing a monkey’s paw thing
minus-squareFizz@lemmy.nzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·17 days agoOnly child is worse because you have no one to annoy when you’re bored.
minus-squareERROR: Earth.exe has crashed@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·17 days agoOh I can annoy internet strangers. Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around And desert you (Honestly, my older brother is a jerk, I wanna switch timelines.)
minus-squareOmegaLemmy@discuss.onlinelinkfedilinkarrow-up4·17 days agoWish granted, your father has become infertile from ball cancer
minus-squareERROR: Earth.exe has crashed@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·edit-217 days agoIts fine. Just do what we do to cats and dogs. 😉 snip snip
minus-squaresugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·17 days agoMy best friend growing up was an only child and hated it. Siblings can absolutely suck, but I think it’s way better than being completely alone.
Oh really?
😧
Okay maybe I take that back then.
I wish to be the only child.
Genie please grant my wish. 🥺
It’s aight. Parents divorced tho
Jokes on you, parents are already divorced.
There’s no mistake; the joke is clearly at my expense
Ah right, I thought you were doing a monkey’s paw thing
Only child is worse because you have no one to annoy when you’re bored.
Oh I can annoy internet strangers.
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around
And desert you
(Honestly, my older brother is a jerk, I wanna switch timelines.)
Wish granted, your father has become infertile from ball cancer
Its fine. Just do what we do to cats and dogs. 😉
snip snip
My best friend growing up was an only child and hated it. Siblings can absolutely suck, but I think it’s way better than being completely alone.