• phanto@lemmy.ca
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    9 days ago

    I showed up to repair Internet at a stripper’s house. She answered in a bathrobe, then showered while I worked. The modem was in her bedroom. So was the shower.

    I kept my eyes averted. Finally got it working, turned on her laptop to check to make sure it was surfing. Wallpaper was her, naked.

    So, yup.

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      9 days ago

      Similar situation, says she’s going to shower while I’m fixing the internet and I can leave when it’s fixed. A few minutes later, she walks out of her room completely naked. In shock, I apologize and end up leaving shortly after that.

      Twenty years later and I still have no idea whether she did that on purpose.

  • Sir_Kevin@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    9 days ago

    We totally screwed with a pizza guy who delivered to our hotel during FetishCon. We did not do anything physical with him but he got a good show.

  • southsamurai@sh.itjust.works
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    9 days ago

    Well, there was one time where I was on the floor repairing some plumbing, and a hot bitch sat on my face.

    Alas, the hot bitch was a Great Dane, in heat.

    But that’s still a win, right?

    Right?

  • Doom@ttrpg.network
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    Used to party at one of those friend’s houses where everyone hangs out. Was in a thing with someone on the down low and another girl who frequented the place expressed an interest in dating me while my partner was there in the room.

    I was a deer in headlights when my partner just slid over and casually said “well we’re kind of a thing but you’re hot so…” and we all looked at each other in a well what now? Kinda way.