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minus-squaresalvaria@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up111arrow-down1·18 hours agoOh sure, when the cat walks into a house and wants to live there, they’re all “omg it’s so cute” and “let’s go buy it food and a bed”, but when I do it, they’re all “who the hell are you?” and “leave or I’m calling the cops” :(
minus-squareAgent641@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up92arrow-down1·18 hours agoHave you tried meowing at them?
minus-squareBigBananaDealer@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up51·17 hours agodon’t do this. it only made things escalate in my experience
minus-squareBigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·13 hours agoMarking your territory probably didn’t help you either
minus-squareBleakBluets@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22·17 hours agoDon’t pick a house with a dog next time.
minus-squareAmosBurton_ThatGuy@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·14 hours agoHave you tried UwU’ing at them?
minus-squareComment105@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·9 hours agoThat would only work if you’re very cute and kinda short.
minus-squareBigBananaDealer@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·10 hours agothats even worse why would you suggest that you trying to get me shot on sight?
minus-squareAmosBurton_ThatGuy@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·8 hours agoJust block the shots with your big banana ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Oh sure, when the cat walks into a house and wants to live there, they’re all “omg it’s so cute” and “let’s go buy it food and a bed”, but when I do it, they’re all “who the hell are you?” and “leave or I’m calling the cops” :(
Have you tried meowing at them?
don’t do this. it only made things escalate in my experience
Marking your territory probably didn’t help you either
Don’t pick a house with a dog next time.
Have you tried UwU’ing at them?
That would only work if you’re very cute and kinda short.
thats even worse why would you suggest that you trying to get me shot on sight?
Just block the shots with your big banana ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)