Either a radler or a sour ale maybe. Radlers are often pretty sweet, so kinda like punch with ice. Sours because they’re often more wine/juice-like, so could come over a bit like a wine cooler?

I would go with a summer Shandy or something fruity, like cider. I used to drink Leinenkugel Berryweiss on ice and it was lovely in the heat.

A Miller Light, sitting in a lawn chair, alone in the middle of a noonday Arizona parking lot.

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