You sound like me when I’m white-knuckling the recliner trying to make myself relax
The Corolla E110 was the eighth generation of cars sold by Toyota under the Corolla nameplate.
You sound like me when I’m white-knuckling the recliner trying to make myself relax
They go to the swole universe and Ransom is a skinny shy LGJ who works in astrometrics
Pure sodium you say? that will surely give your dishes an extra kick
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The cube pube?
That one DankPods video of the “AI Rice cooker” comes to mind
While that’s certainly a better experience, it does waste precious seconds of our time
Time not having [corporation]'s advertisements shoved in my face is time well spent
Hi Zron, you seem to really enjoy eating shredded cheese at 2:00am! For your convenience, we’ve placed an order for 50lbs of shredded cheese based on your rate of consumption. Thanks!
Now that we don’t have to pay for any of the infrastructure, it turns out that mainframes and timesharing is awesome. Can we go back to that please? - Silicon Valley, 2024
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You and your 692 partners can fuck off
Hell yeah I knew my performance anxiety would come in handy someday
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PC Manager sounds exactly like one of those garbageware “PC tune up” apps I used to clean off of customer computers back when I worked at a repair shop. Right down to changing your homepage/search engine. But at least the other guys would give you a snazzy coupon toolbar or three.
Adding this to my list of reasons why I don’t give “110%”
The fact that a rifle is attached to the telescope is just a funny coincidence
Bread pile (empty)
my “vacations” are basically for having an extra day or two off. Maybe I’ll go on a day trip to somewhere in the area. It’s not like I’m going to a retreat on a private island or anything
They also don’t know what the internet is and sing all day