Yeah this answer.

Imagine being immortal and you get stuck somewhere.

Like in a giant land slide.

Das so good.

Jokes aside I’ve got two. I did the Kickstarter one and it died before either of my old two stopped working.

Yeah Kevin is still one of the all time best to beat.

Also the lazy boat captain.

You wrote the article?

No Factorio either.

This article may as well have been written by AI.

List is horse shit

No Factorio.

Joking but it’s china so who knows - "China just found out a new free source of organs for transplant "

If so, just get a lan to lan tool.

No.

Vinyl.

Maybe.

This was Dunedin, NZ, so it was cold enough during the day to not be the end of the world, but still…

Cambodia

Oh we did.

Regularly.

But as poor students, it was pick your battles. Her dick boyfriend used to drive them both home drunk as, then cook chicken nuggets at 3am setting off the smoke alarms on a Tuesday…

I lived with a flatmate that used to pull this sort of shit.

Typical process:

She would remove the frozen chicken from the fridge, put it on the outdoor table, then go to class. Would come home to a defrosted chicken, which she would take and chop in half on the kitchen floor. Then she would put one half back in the freezer, usually on top. Lovely going to get ice to find it’s covered in frozen defrosted chicken blood. She would then use the other half to cook up a soup in our one big pot we had. This pot would live on the back corner of the stove for a week. Or two. Each day she would take a ladle full and warm it up to eat. The big pot wasn’t kept warm or in the fridge.

I got to the point where as soon as we saw the mould growing out of the pot, we would biff the entire contents and water blast the pot outside. Much to her annoyance.

She would then just repeat again the next week.

Ah the good old “korn_music_vide.wmv” that immediately cuts to someone in an orange jump suit on their knees.

Korn really getting intense with the new music videos

The podcast company that makes the podcast.

When they make it, they put in an <advertising tag> in the locations during the podcast they want the advertising to be, then they sell the advertising space. If there is no local advert, it skips, if there is one, it pulls and plays that.

“I will give everyone a car to drive to work”

“I will do one better! A helicopter! Helicopters are way cooler!”

Mods. The hours come from that.

I started with just bobs mods. Vanilla takes me 15-30 hours. Bobs it’s about 60. If you have never tried mods, and want to make the game a little bit more (and have already finished vanilla), bobs is an excellent start.

Next is Bob + angels. Combined this dials up the complexity, base size, and forces you to think a bit more. 120 hours to finish

Seablock - this takes the above and forces you to work with no space at all - very cool. But long. 300 hours.

Space exploration. 500 hours for this.

I did 5500 hours, then stopped at the time of announcement.

This way it will be fresh n magical.

Dream of blue chips

The only thing to hurt steam will be Gabe dying

It’s everything.

Watch advertising that is an annoyance to have to wait through and won’t sway your purchasing decisions in any way, or pay us more money than you would ever consider it worth it to have the no advertisement version.

Oh and we will track your every move on our service so we can work out the best way to gouge your eyes out extract the most money from you in the future.

Legit makes me want to sit down and create “advertising and data tracking free land” to live in. I guess that’s a tropical island in the Pacific.