AGuyAcrossTheInternet

Oh there is. So all is well! Right? (Forgot where I stole that image from. Somewhere on here, though.)

Pah, just look at the bright side!

… And when you’ve found it, please tell me because I don’t see one.

The marketing wasn’t in-your-face enough, I suppose.

Even in this ‘logic’ it’s not adding up. Why does it stop Christ from saving us? “Oh you’ve stopped eating meat, I’m so very cross with you!” You’d think evolving beyond being human would also remove us from the original sin.

Germans have this fun little thing they call Stoßlüften where you rip open all windows for a good ten minutes. It’s something you encounter since childhood. I wonder whether German teens don’t have this problem to that degree because of it.

Don’t worry! Eventually, they will find a “cure,” such as Windows moving to a cloud-only model where your PC becomes a glorified dumb terminal!

So like Windows 365, but for consumers.

The less you remember, the more open is the gate for the next one like him to show up. It’s for a similar reason that Germans very much do make sure the Nazis aren’t forgotten about, e.g. Let him have his fame in history books.

As an example of what to avoid and how to avoid getting someone like him back.

Let’s put an end to this systemd-debated!

True strength is bending the machine to appease your habits, not to bend your habits to appease the machine.

There should be a second half:

“Didn’t you delete 35GB of CC just an hour ago?”

“But these three sets look so good! And just one more. I WILL use them all, this time!”

Oh neat, this knowledge will now passively motivate me so hard to act normal that it’s gonna flag me every time!

Child protection services will be happy to hear about this. And if you’re in a country where they actually do anything, even better.

On the flipside, the gained experience in how not to do things, what to do better and dipping toes into something unknown for the devs will help them, when they find new jobs elsewhere.

I certainly wish them all the best of luck for the future. May their next projects show improvements!

I’m currently hooked on the Bomberman 64 soundtrack again. That intro cutscene music and the world select still please my eardrums!

I mean, if they don’t bomb its release like the main game’s and actually provide content worth $30, this pricing doesn’t seem unreasonable. I’m gonna wait and see how good it is, how solid it works and what actually comes with the DLC, before making a decision. If they deliver $30 content, I will pay $30.