I don’t care what your fucking fairy tale book says
I don’t care what your fucking fairy tale book says
White isn’t a color, it’s a state of mind
I have a sex joke, but I don’t get it
I can’t stress how important this is: babysitting does not, in fact, involve sitting on baby.
The story I heard, and I don’t know if this is true or not, is that 100 isn’t just a human’s blood temperature, but specifically Mrs. Fahrenheit’s blood temperature.
For the hard of reading: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heat_death_of_the_universe
The fact that energy stays energy doesn’t mean it’s useable energy. See: the heat death of the universe
Yeah, that’s not a danish, that’s an entire cake. It’s 14 ounces.
Around 2004-5 I regularly stayed at a large chain hotel near Tucson airport (something like Doubletree, but I’m not sure if it was that one). They charged a daily fee for the phone in your room. Not for using it, mind you, just for the phone being there. And no, they did not have rooms without phones.
They’re probably European prices, either in euros or even in pre-euro funny money.
Pretty sure Hilton will just sell you one
“Aside from people who [benefit from self-checkout], it’s hard to see who benefits from self-checkout.
It wants to protect you in your moment of vulnerability
I’m at 17, no lie.
There’s something about the curvature of that spine that screams ai to me
Took me a minute that he wasn’t talking about an actor pretending to be dead, so I was confused at first.
During the 2022 cycle I made the mistake of donating to a lefty cause, and this year I was getting up to twenty (20) grifting emails a day. Just a few well-crafted email filters later, it’s down to zero. For texts, as soon as one comes in it’s “block and report as junk”. I’ll keep this up until I have every fucking number in the US listed as junk I don’t care.
Their idea of a “tech worker” is an angel investor
“Documentation”
Spoken like someone who never came close to SAP
It’s not a social construct, it’s a legal concept