Is this for real a fantasy people have? No offense at all, I respect that, it’s just so fascinating.

I’m so confused

Yes, that’s such a shame. Thank you for making me aware that we have no such alternatives.

Ty

What, tampons?

(cigarette)

Woah, thank you for this tip! I haven’t heard about this project.

Found Dick Cheney

For some reason they are members of the European broadcasting union

Do they also masturbate on the clock?

When a pit latches on, the only thing you can do is choke it out. Strangle it until it sleeps. Nothing else will make it let go. It doesn’t feel pain, doesn’t notice knife stabs or bat beatings or anything at all. Just hope it has a collar you can pull with all your might.

I dunno why, but I’ve never imagined drowning as being painful before

Yeah, it’s supposed to be the worst pain

Execute everyone.

Who the hell gets pissed off by boobs?? I mean, if they give back pain or are in the way when going for a run I’d understand, but pissed off by images of boobs??? I don’t understand.

My headset, watch, powerbank, Nintendo switch, my TV remote

Shot by either kids on scooter, or an off duty cop

All boobs are perfect in their own way

Yeah, the most recent one for me was creating a password at lemmy.world

Biggest fucking red flag of all