Ignorance, not accident.

No single administration has the ability to totally fuck up the country in the amount of time they have.

Trump: “Hold my Diet Coke”.

Yes same here. Still reach for the volume control occasionally though. Moving up and down the cruise control and what have you is a bit fiddly as well, so I usually don’t bother.

Exactly, where was the coffee whilst the poster was using the toilet?

There’s a nasty little goblin of a bloke where I work. Toilets for all offices on the floor. He takes phone AND coffee. Splashes everywhere, doesn’t flush.

I’d like to flush him instead.

A lot of their own parents and grandparents are going to have to go then. The leopards will not go hungry.

They’ll be drinking champagne (or the Russian equivalent) in the Kremlin tonight. Putin and the KGB played the long game and won.

Does it have a shrubbery?

It even had a headlight!

Not just the last one - this has been going on for decades.

To be fair, he wasn’t the government.

Some of those ideas are rather good. No way it’ll work though as people are just entitled arseholes now and don’t care about anyone but themselves.

That’s how his Department Of Government Efficiency will save billions.

And cofveve.

I’ve got nothing. That’s me out :-(

We’ll help you, friend, to find your band.

Well said, Mortal. I’m glad you’ve spoken.

I could have sworn it said ‘horse’!

Yes!

First we had the wankpanzer, now we have the wankrobot.

PS. I would also have accepted wankautomaton, wankpuppet, wankmechanic or wankandroid.

First you need a stepladder…

Just Google it!