Pro move: only explain right up to when Shippuden starts so they can watch it together

I think it’s because I’d need to be some sort of athlete and not just sit there eating cheese by the handful

Triple bacon cheeseburger with onion rings?

Always quit while you’re ahead

This is why you recycle your gently used sex dolls

After the 15th time people started getting suspicious

Yeah! I got this exact model from costco, which is a hell of deal in my opinion: https://www.costco.com/tresanti-geller-47”-adjustable-height-desk.product.4000139627.html

But also, for a step up, I hear that fully makes really good ones: https://store.hermanmiller.com/standing-desks/jarvis-bamboo-standing-desk/2542428.html?lang=en_US

And if you’re a little handy you can just buy the legs and make your own custom top

An electrical sit/stand desk

Your resignation letter should have just said “Now I’m about to roll”

Huh TIL

Potato chips are the worst for this

I couldn’t stand these guys

Subredditdrama was endlessly entertaining

That sub was great and very well-moderated

With subtle notes of bark, moss, asphalt, and slightly dirty asshole

That’s insane

Who are you? My wife?

I laughed

This was definitely personal for him lol

A jar jar