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5 months agono sir, i come to you with tears in my eyes , they were saying “boo-urns”
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Cake day: July 9th, 2023
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4·8 months ago“Hey, there are parts of the Bible I like and parts I don’t like.”
circumcision is in the Bible, gender reassignment surgery is not. That’s where they’re going to hang their hats… on the invisible sky ghost.
Top Center… is that Jrrr, of Omicron Persei 8 !?!
“Thagomizer” Thag? That guy’s gonna be FAMOUS !!
25·1 year agojust like Daddy puts in his drink every morning… and then he gets mad
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