You… you should not be allowed at the petting zoo…

Kind of reminded me of this one.

I’d just like to add that smart bags (that have lithium batteries for charging devices) also pose this risk. They’ve become more popular with travelers over the past few years.

If you use one of these, please be sure to remove the battery before checking your bag!

“Yes comrade, that’s right. He’s telling us that the country is ovverrun with woke transexual alien criminals that are eating all of the household pets. Yes…yes I tried asking for the nuclear codes, but he just started rampbling about a radical lesbian liberal agenda and now he’s talking about China and hamberders. Comrade, he won’t stop talking about Nancy Pelosi and Obama and now I think he’s trying to sell me his ugly golden sneakers…”

English may not be their first language. It’s okay to cut people some slack sometimes.

What are quoted strings?

If you’re going to wish for something, how about wishing Israel would stop genociding?

I keep my fireworks in the warming drawer.

That’s cool. More boob for me then.

“Like it is now…only shorter.”

“Listen, dentist. You asked me what I wanted my teeth to look like and I told you. Several rows of razor sharp shark teeth, pronto.”

Yeah, the IDF.

Maybe if you’re on a boat, it’ll feel like Mexico City.

Who, Zelenskiy?

Russia hasn’t been a superpower for a long time now.

Firearms dealer

No one here stands for war. They stand for Ukraine defending itself, which you seem to have some strange issue with.

Sure, but the Israeli government and IDF are fucking monsters. I’m not going to give a pass to one side killing civilians just because the other side is doing it, too.

Yes, I agree with that.

If it had been a strategic target like a military convoy or supply depot, etc, I would agree with you. In this case, it looks like they were targeting a synagogue.