Pshh iPhone who would want that? My n95 has a flip out keyboard much better than some stupid touchscreen phone that doesn’t even have a camera.

Something wrong with them huh?

I’m not 100 percent sure but having looked at the meme again I think that’s the joke.

I’m mildly perturbed at best, where’s our headline.

Maybe it’s a horse box and the driver is a beastiality enthusiast.

Perhaps the borg are savagely ‘plugging’ things into various orifices sans anaesthetic. They truly are evil.

Just sail the high seas. If you’ve bought it already then jesus won’t be mad.

I was specifically meaning that I didn’t think anyone was shitting on anybody here in this thread. I didn’t say the game sucked or that it’s fucking ugly or any of those other hyperbolic statements. I read somebody else’s thoughts on the game and provided my own. I agree the game can look very good, I said I really enjoyed some of the quests. I’m not a part of the starfield community, I’m not trying to piss on anybodies parade. I just like playing games and talking about games I’ve played.

I don’t think anybody is shitting on anyone. It’s a public forum and we’re all allowed to say what we think. How shallow would the discourse be if we were limited to only talking about things positively? Everyone has their own tastes. I played through and enjoyed cyberpunk a couple of months after launch at a time when it was roundly shat upon but it didn’t spoil the game for me.

I didn’t hate it, as I said there were parts I enjoyed. I did all the faction quests and maybe 70 percent of the main story and just came to the realisation that I was finding it a bit of a chore. If I wasn’t having any fun I’d have quit earlier but as I say it just became dull to me. If you’re having fun more power to you, different people like different things.

I played for 80 hours or so, I really wanted to like it. I could forgive the sometimes humorous bugs and the endless loading screens if it wasn’t so boring. Some of the side quests were OK but ultimately it’s just not enough to keep me coming back.

The cake is a lie etc

I can’t wait for brentrance or maybe brenetration?

I ain’t gettin on no starship, fool!

At least masturbation has an obvious end point.

Idioms? Mediots?

Squatting over a mirror obviously, how else can you cut the dingleberries from your matted ass hair.

I finished elden ring and have now moved onto dark souls, you might not hate yourself as much as I do though.

She’s just leaving a nice cheesy snack for the next passenger, kind and thoughtful.

First he warned us about ai and nobody listened then he warned the submarine guy and he didn’t listen. We have to listen to him about the giant blue hippy aliens or we’ll all pay.