No, you’re right, let’s better keep our ruler class’ pockets full. That won’t bite us in the ass.

Because inflation has absolutely no bearing on poor people’s silver linings.

which were originally caused by rightwing policies

Such as…

Emoticons are representations of emotions. We don’t have those. We’re dead inside.

No. AI wouldn’t mess up like that. It could spew other kinds of shit, but with excellent syntax. It’s far more likely for humans to make mistakes like that.

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Repeat after me… Transporter “malfunction”.

Tensegrity, tensional integrity or floating compression is a structural principle based on a system of isolated components under compression inside a network of continuous tension.

The bottles are in compression, while the tensors are providing… You guessed it, tension.

Took me a while

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Geometry is not a thing?

And when they say stomach, they mean arteries.

They’re paid by the hour.

99 user stories on the wall…

99 user stories…

Take a few down, end up the scrum

126 user stories on the wall…

Now hold on a minute…

Your 0th cousin?

Routing information protocol, little pigeon, routing information protocol.

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Took me enough