ElfBean

Wow, didn’t need to call me out like that. But yes.

God I wish that were me. Either of them, I don’t care

I’ve bridged the gap, I have A S C E N D E D

EXWM. With evil mode, obviously, I’m not a complete monster

As someone who has abused it and kinda had a problem with it - that shit is poison. Literally. It has the same mechanism as deadly nightshade and a lot of poisonous plants, and it can be absolutely hellish. Totally legal in most places for some reason though. Feels like shit but paradoxically is also super addictive

😫🧽💦

Come on, who doesn’t want some of that Scrubkussy?

I went through a soy milk phase when I learned about phytoestrogens “just to see what would happen”. Got disappointed and stopped drinking it when I realized nothing was happening. Still cis though, right?