FnordPrefect [comrade/them, he/him]

“Calm down! That’s his leg…”

I can’t be the only one who sees this as: “Don’t listen to this nerd! Also, don’t you want to check your phone?”

Plasticizers are chemical compounds that make materials more flexible. “No matter who you are, or where you are, your daily level of exposure to these plasticizer chemicals is high and persistent,” Volz said. “They are ubiquitous.”

Well, at least all the microplastics invading my brain are staying nice and flexible…

Nominative determinism strikes again!

Would it be a reasonable guess that this could be caused by untreated farm runoff from infected cows’ poo?

Meanwhile the Dems are whining and flailing because China has too many solar panels and EVs

Pb is yellow and there are two more colors to go…

The sea level along the US coastlines is projected to rise by 0.25–0.3 m by 2050, increasing the probability of more destructive flooding and inundation in major cities

Oh, but that’s 26 years away! We’ll probably have that bridge finished and be ready to tackle the next project by then

“Sure appreciate that the government functions just well enough to make it illegal for it to function at all…”

“Sure thing bro!”

The US army has been training these militants inside Al-Tanf under the pretext of confronting ISIS.

“Look, just put these two letter patches after your name and we’ll fund you instead of fight you. Deal?”

One month later

“We’re pleased to announce the eradication of ISIS with the heroic deeds of our forces in the area: ISISN’T”

And that’s not even with the “real man” window extensions that stick out another 3 feet to see around all the nothing they’re hauling

“Ask not, ‘Can we afford to?’ but ‘Can we afford not to?’ Have you seen the MIC lately?!”

“What?! No! My identity is “Truck”. And the bigger the truck the more my identity it is!”

It’s not what I was hoping for but that was still a fun video

Always the same map

Economics

They made $40 billion in profit on oil and gas in 2022 and they can’t even be arsed to spend 0.25% to pretend to be doing something to reduce the rate of their eco-cide

“Of course it does! We trained those divers well, they wouldn’t generate evidence for our investigators to find that points back to us now would they?”

“The latest request from the Biden administration shows America’s continued commitment to helping Americans here at home and our friends abroad”

“…but God help them if those friends try to come here!”