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I’d love to fart in one of these.

Ba-dum-tssss!

Fuckin aye. Half-arse 1/5 of the game and get the remaining 4/5 as “new DLC Content”…

…or recycle stuff from previous games and claim “built from the ground up”…

If its that green one, I’m charging at it like a bull…

i want that fucken purse

Jesus…I guess in their eyes…

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The game was rigged from the start…

“We now go live to the man’s rectum to see how its holding up after that dump!”

As long as Terry Crews plays King Neptune… I’m in!

“Spider Pig, Spider Pig, Does whatever a Spider Pig does…”

I’m surprised and mildly disappointed no one else commented this.

"I love Audible, Get blind drunk and unintelligible, Or get so high its unmanageable, But I get it good with Audible!

The books read aloud are music to my ears, The money spent is the negatives everyone hears, But those amazing voices are like a great case of your favourite beers, Inside my devices are Audible!

Audible Dot Com! The place to be, Audible Dot Com! The amazing titles you’ll see! Audible Dot Com! Its all you need, When you’re drinking beers or smoking weed!

Audible Dot Com!"

• Weezer, a once decent band turned advertising group.

So I’ll be driving a lot of cars and racing them in lobbies filled with kids ramming?

Mugello, Suzuka, your time to shine starts now!

“Yo dawg…”

Its my main reason I drive with sunglasses on at night. People think I’m weird or stupid but then change their minds when a truck with lights brighter than the sun glare at them…

Dodge Ram came in Minibus form?? I always believed it was only huge Pickups!

At least tell us if it was a Shiny. Come on man…don’t skimp on the details of this Togetic.

A huge black dragon lands on top of the tower in Helgen. He lets out a mighty fart that shakes the town…you then hear “Awwwww…thank Talos!!!”

The contraband at Vulture’s Roost keeps beckoning me!

Oh man! Time to give Google a damn good show of a morbidly obese balding 40 something world of warcraft guy beating it heavily to lesbian futanari furry content staring into the camera as he gets busy!

Google wanted this to happen, so why not give those suckers the VIP First Class treatment?

Anybody else think of things that’ll make those Google folk writhe in visual and audial agony and cut the privacy invasion act?

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I for one would like to try this “nuclear fish”…preferably crumbed, deep fried and doused in lemon juice. With a serve of fries.

“SNIFF!!”

Ah, I love the smell of fresh tanks in the morning! Its metallic!