GrimSheeper

I know you’re just using the same title as the Reddit post, but “Muslim-American” is probably the silliest hyphenism I’ve ever seen

There’s a slim but real chance that Mitch McConnell drops dead on live television in the near future and I refuse to miss it

Honestly, lawn mowers are one of my favorite wake-up sounds. Up there with the sound of breakfast cooking in the kitchen.

But during the summer it’s much too warm for the fuzzy socks and the heating blanket. I want it to get super cold outside so I can make it warm again.

Plus, winter clothes are so much cozier.

Posted. I hope they like it, lmao

Cock-and-ball sink

Hey guys I found one

I appreciate the lore that C&H characters are apparently assigned their shirt colors at birth. Fascinating stuff.

An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure

Yeah, I really don’t understand taking amphetamines for recreational use. It’d be like putting on my work pants to go to a party.

Don’t be obtuse. The original map deliberately favored Republicans. The new map is more fair than the original. A fair map “aids” Democrats when compared to an unfair map which is biased in the Republicans’ favor.

This is not the same as the Democrats “gerrymandering” in their favor.

Maybe his grandson was a ‘bad guy with a gun,’ in which case the grandfather is actually a hero.

Damn, I do not miss 2011

My condolences

When I start taking screenshots waaaay too often, that’s when I know I’m really engrossed in it.

I do this especially often with EU4, like whenever I’m in a gigantic war, or when I’ve just taken some land and my borders are looking real sexy

Drop out of school

Change name

Move to another country

I somehow noticed that there was no New Zealand before I noticed Australia 2

Yes, but by then the ice cream has melted