Donald Trump the Science Guy!

that’s not a bird, that’s a blue razberry snow cone with 2 jelly beans for eyes

oh I’ve been there before. Anti-getting-hit-with-a-car-bricks aren’t even the weirdest part about the place. They got so many seagulls over there they have professional falconers who have trained hawks to scare off the seagulls. Absolutely bizarre to see IRL

Incredibly privileged of you to assume everyone else has your spoilt middle class educational background

uhm, actually, it is in fact YOU who is the privileged one in this scenario, no I. check, and furthermore, mate

high school level understanding of economics

that feels generous

MOUTH COOL!

MOUTH COOL!

the little “world tension” meter in HOI4 just went up by like 3%

losing half of my income to imagine a version of myself with the other half of my income? I can do that for free. what on earth is supposed to be the upside here? one that’s so great I’m losing half of my money?

No? They killed the most people they have since recording in 2022 and then killed more next year

jesus fucking christ. last i heard, 2022 was the deadliest year on record for police murders and that’s already been overturned

shrug and say that things will have to get worse before they get better

sorry, it’s been a bit since i’ve been to the news mega

what?

Yeah…he literally put $1400 in your pocket, assuming you’re American, at the beginning of his administration in response to the covid-19 virus.

I am American. He literally didn’t do that. I’m not going to dox myself any further than I already have on 3 years of hexbear but I was disqualifies from claiming any money out of a thin pretext. I absolutely could have used that money and frankly I deserved it as much as any other American did. $1400 was already a point negotiated down from $2000, and this was in direct response to a century defining global catastrophe

Americans will not line up out the door out of the polling stations to vote for a guy who, in time of great crisis, did the absolute bare minimum

I’d bet money on it. Joe Biden’s failure to do anything material for the public, the crushed railroad strike followed by what happened in East Palestine months later, his unquestioned backing of Israel, failure to materialize any meaningful student loan debt relief. He’s running the Obama playbook without any of the charisma.

My 100% honest, best guess is that Joe wins the popular vote and loses the EC, just like how Trump won last time

SOMEONE FUCKING HELP ME I’M STUCK IN THE FUCKING WALL

Boooooooo

B oycott
D ivest
S anction
M asochism

Rotting in prison is too good for that bastard. Let him rot in hell instead

Online CCP apologist starter pack right here.

wahhh reality doesn’t line up with what i believe in