Hoohoo

Didn’t miss.

Antigravity looked like the clear favourite for scientists, but then they all went into astronomy and the age of the universe.

A blonde walks into a bar and says ouch A priest walks into a bar and says hallelujah A con walks behind the bar and says this is familiar A teetotaler walks into a bar and notices the stench Another blonde walks into a bar being polished and says “Hawk Tuah, you gotta spit on dat thing”

They would add more years if they could, obviously. Kinda reminiscent of mediaeval people digging up dirtbags to put them on trial again. When you hate someone …

Phone companies are probably better off without Microsoft helping.

I’ve never been a customer, and I never will.