That toothpaste analogy feels accurate, and funny :)

I get complimented on my welcoming, friendly smile. it’s the opposite of extremes, though. I don’t have the intention to fool everybody, but I’m not happy 80% blah blah fucking internet social media bullshit! Why do I try… yall don’t care. You, in particular, don’t really care, probably. Bah…

If you see someone on the side of the road in distress, why not stop and see if you can help? You might save a life.

I’ve got a whole sack of eggs I’m selling for cheap, but you gotta extract them yourselves. In fact, I’ll even pay you, but then you gotta go after. Don’t hang around after.