Fuck yeah, going to compile me some free Pokémon!

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I choose to keep both feet firmly planted in unreality.

Woah calm down Lucifer! You need steady hands to work the guillotine.

Don’t tell me it’s well balanced when he’s eating his single mode fiber and not multimode.

When asked for comment the neighbor responded “Thank you?”

I live in Kansas City. Somebody is going to do a drive by on that thing.

My wife and I are about the same height so we don’t have to adjust our seats.

I don’t want to hurt the snakes.

Man I need to major in checks notes Malta!

Unpopular opinion, teachers should make top dollar. A teaching position should easily be in the six figures. It should attract and demand the best people in their fields.

Since everything is made from star stuff. Then that just means stars are made of stuff and we are made of stuff. It’s all stuff.

If you do not wish to involve the police, then you have to look at your illegal options.

For an eight year old that doesn’t seem that unreasonable. Now as an adult…

I don’t know.

Both pop tarts and ravioli are dumplings.

“The damn kids these days are too good. Not enough people are dying” Stated a Gen X doctor on their smoke break.

These stories never show the positive side. Sure the hospitals can’t take care of the patients as well as before and that is an unfortunate reality that just can’t be avoided. However now the hospitals can take better care of the shareholders (slave holders)!

You could pay me to not use them.