No wonder the food looks atrocious lol

She’s not stupid, she’s a French protestor.

Damn, we gotta stop the music industry. They are spreading it like a virus!

Oh, so that’s why when I shot someone they got cold! Silly me. I’m a reverse microwave, not a murderer duh

I talked with a expert (my one friend who knows how to use a knife) and the conclusion is: any vegetable that is served in a different plate.

I was looking at the market and noticed that the blood of your enemies was too expensive. Is olive oil a good substitute?

Why would it turn against them? It aligns perfectly with their ideology.