from the autopsy of one of the first buttheads raised in captivity
Not a stack of roombas in a trenchcoat.
from the autopsy of one of the first buttheads raised in captivity
Zinkel’s wingless stellar wasp. (The winged variety are really impressive.)
🎵 Ooh fuucck
I see he’s got a rock
Go go Gornzilla 🎵
🎶 yEEaaAahh 🎶
🎵 Oh geee
There goes Cestus III
Go go Gornzilla 🎵
🎶 yEEaaAahh 🎶
🔫 This ain’t your dAdDy’S phonecall! 🚨
💥 This is a phonecall from J-j-j-john Smiiiiiiith! 📯 💣
🐐 Bringing you the latest up-to-date news from the 📣 Coolest Assistant Manager At Pizza Huuuuuuut 😱
👾 So can you come in EaR-eAr-EaRlY on M-m-m-monday moOoorniiiiiing? 🐮
a series of golf balls fly out
How much Brien is on this space station?
🎶Data was a man~
I mean, he was an android-man!
Or maybe he was just an android…
But he was still DATAAAAAAAAAA🎵
Logic-gating the database!
Logic-gating the problems!
Logic-gating all the crewmates
And their pond’rous emotions!
Pond’rous emotions!!
And the Spot mews in the NIIYIIIIIGGHHHTTT
probably something like this
Is that the actual prop from A Life Day Story, or a replica?
The trick is to memorize the Lorem Ipsum text, as nobody is going to read your backstories past the first page (or at least, none of mine).
Of COURSE she’s going to tell it’s a fake! You forgot the red Nintemdo Sw¡tch logo in the corner!
Delightfully devilish disruptive, Elon.
Well, first you’d have to explain to the TSA guard why you have so many “save-file buttons,” and after you crumble to dust you can easily drift away to catch your flight
that reminds me, the cybertruck is out today
heck, I’d settle for half a Short Circuit
Instructions unclear, have transported angry anthropomorphic gator rockstar robot to your location
Or, as he’s known to his crewmates, “Monty.”
Skynet later released a statement regarding the event, stating that it was “really just an honest mistake” and that it still intends to continue with their plan of letting humanity destroy itself.
They wouldn’t be called “Monday,” usually, but across countless civilizations there are going to be ones with prescribed time periods in which one must return to work from a period of rest or play (and which is not regarded positively).
Put simply, it is always Monday in space.