Despite their somewhat cuddly appearance, otters have teeth and jaws that are strong enough to crack open
shellfishhuman fucking skulls.
Despite their somewhat cuddly appearance, otters have teeth and jaws that are strong enough to crack open
shellfishhuman fucking skulls.
mom was so brave
To be fair, when you’re an idiot, the concept of time is hard to comprehend.
Try everything. Why the hell not? Cheesy Gordita Crunch, Crunchwrap, and Cheesy Bean and Rice Burrrito are the best. Baja Blast is the real deal.
Also, here comes the baby boomer diarrhea jokes. Every time Taco Bell is mentioned, it’s the same joke. I don’t even think it’s NOT that funny, but it’s just the same joke over and over.
Odd Job seemed invincible in multiplayer.
Dolphins use two males to mate. One for the act and the other to help the female stay in place. That’s a real bro right there.
I was just kidding. I’m very jealous. I’ve spent thousands and have nothing to show for it. Maybe a hundred bucks from live shows 20 years ago.
Humble brag alert
Was it a dildo made of starburst? No one will buy mine
I have a vast array of knowledge in a lot of dumb stuff. I get paid jack shit.
Ok. Will do! Thanks!
You know what sucks about Facebook? The fact that it took the reigns from Craigslist and you can’t buy local used stuff without having a Facebook account. I hate hate hate that. I want to sell my used shit without a Facebook account. It’s all fucking tire kickers anyway.
I’m an American with an Android phone. I use Google Messages for SMS because no one uses anything but iMessages or SMS here. It blows ass.
They gonna get waymo fares
Game:
GoldenEye 007, but I want it to be in 1997 playing on the 27" CRT TV in the basement with my brother. Technically, it was my N64, so I always got to use the gold controller that it came with. We sat on the carpet within feet of the giant wooden TV cabinet, because the cords weren’t very long. My dad was a carpenter and only recently refinished the basement with tongue and groove cedar. I still remember the smell of the wood and the sound of the furnace clicking on down there. He even cut a crescent moon into the bathroom door as if it were an outhouse.
We liked to play Golden Gun in the temple. We even made up our own games within the game, like hide and seek. Back then he was my best friend. He made some life choices that were different from mine. We were never as close as when we played that game. We’re not in a bad spot or anything, but those days now just memories.
If there’s profits to be made, they are fucked now. Lumber tycoon pays for mercs to go in and introduce them to the AK47 unless the government protects them. Typically South American governments are not bribed or corrupt though, so they should be alright.
…heh…right?
As far as I know, I don’t know.
Social emotional learning in schools would help.
The article literally says that the Japanese have a word for people who work so hard they die.
I added the Trump Unity Bridge bastard just now.