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Cake day: June 21st, 2023

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  • Protips:

    • walk everywhere fast. About as fast as if you don’t get to the toilet immediately, there will be a serious accident
    • when someone asks ‘How are you?’ or how you’re going, the first words out of your mouth are “Busy” or “Flat out!”. Adding anything after that is optional.
    • Bonus points for always being the one to initiate the break off in a conversation. Look at watch, “Well, I gotta run, XYZ is due…”
    • The immaculate hat-trick is combining all three without breaking stride as you blast last someone


  • The ‘brands’ they are displaying.

    I see people checking me and others out. What runners are they? Jordans or KMart? Is that a Lacoste or walmart? Is that a real Rolex or D&G handbag?

    But for me, it’s not judging them like you think.

    I judge them flashing brands as a sign of insecurity, a need to appear wealthy and ‘fit in’, and a likely ‘keep up with the Jones’ jealous type.

    So, I actually feel sad for them.

    And, yes, I am aware it’s super judgemental and I’m no doubt hypocritical as well, as there are some things I will buy certain brands for.