How would we detach a land locked state? I’m here for your idea, I’m just wondering about the logistics.

Squish the Dakotas together and make PR a state, we wouldn’t even need a new flag.

Hey, there could be Hamas tunnels under those journalists!

The world is on fire around us, even in places where it’s only smoldering people don’t want to consign their children to the flames.

Thanks, I hate it

Ah shit, you got me. That front stone wheel alone probably weighs as much as a modern sedan.

That is painfully untrue. Check out this video of an old Bel Air vs an 09 Malibu. Both cars get fucked up, but only one of those drivers has any chance of walking away from the accident, and it’s sure as fuck not the one in the classic. https://youtube.com/watch?v=fPF4fBGNK0U&si=zJ7tDE4RrMWlaCOt

I was in the Army for 6 years, yet whenever I try to think of the letter M my brain just short circuits to “Movember”.

To quote Aesop Rock:

Fifteen years taking prescriptions then a shrink’s like “I dunno, maybe get a kitten?”

-Joe’s wives

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Holy shit, they took the whole house? That’s impressive!

Holy shit my guy. “Someone vaguely disagreed with me and used the same verbiage I used on someone else, time to block them”. Touch grass, please, for your sake as much as ours.

I’m telling you, wall off Florida and turn it into a free fire zone. Would take care of a good 30 percent of our issues in the us.

Shifting the blame to the individual plays precisely into the hands of massive corporations. People buy what is available and cheapest, and without government intervention that’s going to be plastic packaging wrapped in more plastic.

Shhh, don’t tell them about the secret paid Lemmy posting jobs. I’m up to 45 Soros bucks an hour posting about fully automated luxury gay space communism a few times a week. Don’t ruin this for me!

You know, thinking about it I feel like literacy might be overrated.

Can I interest you in Sithrak, the god who hates you?

Holy shit dude, touch grass please.

“You’re talking mad shit for someone standing in baelfire range”