You know there is still time to snatch up a fantastic Toyota GR Yaris and elevate your life!

On your best friend’s back while you kiss her lips.

I find it kind of reassuring that at least our votes actually mean something to someone and the entire process isn’t completely rigged, otherwise no one would fucking bother.

Yes it seems like that should be the duty of a functional government… Oh wait…

Ty from a new fan

I completely agree, but would you rather your tombstone said something about your accomplishments in life, or something seriously awesome like “impaled through the chest by a fucking swordfish”

No Doc Holliday?

In Asia and Europe, yes. IDK about other places.

They are still popular and most cities have a club if you want to learn about them 😁

One of my favorites

Corpo shills --> bots --> ads disguised as content --> shit

No no no, you’re doing it all wrong. New toilet $200. Or get this one day only special offer New toilet 3 easy payments of $10.99 plus heated seat and Butt Blaster Bidet TM with annual subscription of just $40 per month!

Or at least a Caesar salad

Wingman of the year!

You might say it blew up the box office

That was impressively descriptive, but I’m afraid most fascists are too stupid to understand the burn.

When did customers become consumers?

He was a slippery criminal, and he tried to split, but those officers are a bunch of professionals.

Is the opposite of a comic called a tragic?

If only our fucking government would do something about this and actually regulate these evil bastards.