The average person has one boob and one testicle.
Go to the cowboy store and get some work jeans. Make sure the tag says 100% cotton. They can be stiff and take a while to break in, but when they do, they’re comfy and durable. I usually get wranglers for $25-30 and they last years and years. I usually replace them because they’re oil stained, not worn-through.
I love my redwings.
Wow a Zardoz reference. Well met, Friend.
Is that a gun that is also a penis? Or is it a gun that shoots penises as ammo?
Seriously, you can’t have nine pregnant women and expect one baby in one month.
I mean, you kinda were.
I just use the printer at work.
Will the golden crane fly again?
Maybe he shouldn’t have spent so much money on avocado toast and fancy covfefe.
Hopefully it’s about defending the city from the trollocks and darkspawn. That was one of my favorite chapters from the books.
Horn Improvement sounds like a fun show.
I just wish they made a body on frame small truck.
Setting VPN to Poland works.
It’s incredibly difficult to find anything at Target, especially gender-neutral hygiene products since they hard-segregated hygiene into men’s and women’s. Just give me regular ass bar soap.
My partner was looking for coffee and looked all over the tea section and nope, naturally coffee belongs next to the liquor and red vines.
I hate going to Target, but I still take it over Walmart. At least I don’t feel dirty shopping at Target.
Power Wash Simulator haha. Twas a silly game.
Dying in the woods alone please.
The windows key is the best key for determining whether or not your keyboard disconnected, or if windows itself has locked up.