Orodruin gives us a perfect glimpse at life in the Mordor empire. Everything was covered with dust.

C isn’t really an option. Elrond and Isildur were never near Orodruin for him to cast it in as an option. Isildur claimed it after he cut it from Sauron’s hand.

My answer would be D too.

https://youtu.be/1-so7GT02ko?si=71VxlrEYYVr9aiQ1

In Deep Geek covered this, and I’ll take Roberts opinion on it over GRR Martins.

I reckon Elrond has quite a high standard of personal hygiene, especially if one was to lay with his daughter.

Ohh it’s called a cube burger

You don’t take him for some conjurer of cheap tricks do you?

Smaug is played by Mr Krabs

Same with changing the traffic lights.