Blessed AF 😇 🤣

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Dat ass

You might be ***** if:

Nah, I’m gonna own it because if they don’t like KiNG MALA then they probably won’t like being with me

That’s… A lot of rope… 😳👉🏼👈🏼

Nice try Flint Marko

Honestly, I found the most effective way to get the titty high is to grow them yourself. You can take this medication that’ll let you grow some right on your chest so you’ll always have access to a pair you can squeeze.

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Our kids get the world we deserve.

Yeah but then you have to watch football. Why go through the suffering? Lol

You can also just pirate

I suspect you and I have different appreciations of reality and I’d prefer to avoid further conversation.

Oh look. Unpaid internships.

Deus ex intensifies

It was so ungodly long

Sir, you are on greentext. Idk what you’re expecting.

God, life really just isn’t fair is it?