Make sure you’re inside before Santa comes out or he’ll gun you down!

Do they come in fish varieties?

*when I’m eating anything

It’d be a 30-minute episode at this point.

You’re preaching to the choir here.

Wait, am I allowed to say that here?!

The wheels really helped!

Good guy Amazon… /s

Hey Al…

I wonder if it’ll let you create custom quick replies.

As a phone? That’s a lot of folds!

You can’t? It’s so easy! It’s right there! Wow…

Edit: lol OK I guess people didn’t get this was a joke.

The “G” is silent.

Approximately 16% of their revenue or 29% of their profit. I’d take that tradeoff any day.

I hope they don’t fuck it up… It’s been my launcher for years!

I’ll take your word for it, GOLLUM!

I wasn’t gunna…

Oh yeah, I know. I just can’t justify spending $2K on a phone.

The Note series was my favourite. Sadly, haven’t tried any of the Ultra series. Just too expensive now.

Still rocking my Note 10+.

Must’ve been the effective_date.

Is this both sad and funny? Or just one of them? Lol